The Grimm Who Stole Christmas/Transcript

Opening Quote: "I have but to swallow this, and be for the rest of my days persecuted by a legion of goblins, all of my own creation. Humbug, I tell you; humbug!" –

Scene: Dennis and Emma Gladstone host a Christmas party at their house.

Dennis: [To Emma] There you are. Come with me, dear, under the mistletoe if you will. Watch out behind you. Emma: Yes, I did put that there- [A guest brushes by her] oh. Dennis: Some people are so rude, you know? [The doorbell rings] Dennis: You having fun? Guest: Somebody get the door. [A partgoer answers the door and finds a large gift on the porch] Partygoer: Hey, Dennis, somebody dropped off a present for you. Dennis: Just put it under the tree. Partygoer: [He tries to lift the present, but it's heavy] Rick, you want to give me a hand with this? Rick: Yeah, sure. Partygoer: Got a little weight to it. [They put the present by the tree] Rick: Somebody's been good, huh?

Scene: Monroe turns his trains on.

Monroe: Ready? [He turns the trains on] Oh, ho ho ho ho ho, yeah! [Monroe and Rosalee laugh and cheer] Monroe: Yeah! Rosalee: Oh, it's so great! Oh, my God. Oh, this is so fun. I love it. [They both laugh] Monroe: [He sets an envelope on one of the train cars] Hey, look, there's something on that train car. You should grab it. Rosalee: [She grabs the envelope] What's this? Monroe: I don't know. Better open it. Rosalee: Looks like an invitation to a Christmas party. Are we going? Monroe: It's up to you. Rosalee: Depends on who's throwing it. [She opens the envelope] "Dearest Rosalee"-Hmm, looks like this one's just for me. Monroe: Eh, guess I'm out of luck. Rosalee: "You are invited to join your husband, dearest Monroe, next week on an oft-delayed honeymoon. He's hoping you'll say yes because it won't be much of a honeymoon without you." We can really go? Monroe: If you say yes. Rosalee: Oh, yes. [A train derails] Rosalee: That better not be— Monroe: That was not an omen. Rosalee: Right, of course. No omens here. We're gonna be okay. Monroe: We're gonna be just fine. [They kiss]

Scene: In the middle of the night, a Kallikantzaros pops out of the giant present under the Gladstones' tree.

Emma: Dennis, wake up. I think I heard something downstairs. [The Kallikantzaros opens the front door to let his friends in] Emma: Dennis, there is somebody downstairs. I told you. Dennis: Call the police. [He goes downstairs to investigate] What the hell? [He sees the Kallikantzaroi wrecking all the Christmas decorations in the house, and then they notice him] Oh, my God. [He is attacked] Help! Emma: Dennis! Dennis: Emma! Help.