Thread:PolarBearMan/@comment-25828071-20160526093858/@comment-26869323-20160623145245

today has been the best day ever, I went to bird world, I made friends with a parrot, A peacock, A Eurasian Eagle Owl (the same owl Schafblicken are based on I think), A goat a few pheasants a little bird called "Flick" who was being a cool guy, Me and the Peacock I named Bob, Bobins and Boaby were hanging out, Then my sister pulled out a bag of bird seed, And Boaby started chasing her for it, But he was being a cool bird to me and was acting like my dog and was coming up to me being friendly and stuff, But then my sister started being cringey with trying to get parrots to speak so me and Boaby ambushed her and it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen because she is terrified of birds, Then I met a goat called Jarrison, He was better behaved then my dog, I then got in a fight with this huge black goat after a 3 year old child told me he was agressive I decided to stroke it and put my fist to its horns, And he was about to charge me but I walked away and for some reason he didn't charge me, I then met an Owl who wouldn't stop watching me, Then I fed the ducks as you do and I was stroking one, Then a little bastard duck snuck up behind me and bit my hand for no reason!

But yeah you know how some people change gender? Im changing Wesen to some sort of bear, The bears i saw once walked away from me, The birds are like, Yo wassup fam lets go harass sum pepel n sheet init den yo feed me and il bite yous init fam?

So yes you cannot refer to me as a Bear anymore I am turning into a mixture of birds and calling the new wesen "Birdpeople" (It will sound better to foreign people who don't speak English), I will be the first one, Even if in a week I will want to be my bear self again, You must call me a bird person or I WILL get highly offended and you might make me cry.