Board Thread:General Grimm Discussion/@comment-26430898-20150826220306

Hey, guys. A while ago, I read a Once Upon a Time version of the Twelve days of Christmas on the Once Upon a Time discussion board, so I thought I’d do the same with Grimm.

On the first day of Grimm, a Blutbad gave to me… A disemboweled college girl in red.

On the second day of Grimm, a Dämonfeuer gave to me… Two torched bodies, And a disemboweled college girl in red.

On the third day of Grimm, a Spinnetod gave to me… Three mummified men, Two torched bodies, And a disemboweled college girl in red.

On the fourth day of Grimm, a Bauerschwein gave to me… Four poisonous mushrooms, Three mummified men, Two torched bodies, And a disemboweled college girl in red.

On the fifth day of Grimm, a Seltenvogel gave to me… Five Unbezahlbars, Four poisonous mushrooms, Three mummified men, Two torched bodies, And a disemboweled college girl in red.

On the sixth day of Grimm, a Siegbarste gave to me… Six painful punches, Five Unbezahlbars, Four poisonous mushrooms, Three mummified men, Two torched bodies, And a disemboweled college girl in red.

On the seventh day of Grimm, a Hexenbiest gave to me… Seven magic spells, Six painful punches, Five Unbezahlbars, Four poisonous mushrooms, Three mummified men, Two torched bodies, And a disemboweled college girl in red.

On the eighth day of Grimm, a Vulpesmyrca gave to me… Eight rabbits’ feet, Seven magic spells, Six painful punches, Five Unbezahlbars, Four poisonous mushrooms, Three mummified men, Two torched bodies, And a disemboweled college girl in red.

On the ninth day of Grimm, an Eisbiber gave to me… Nine delicious pies, Eight rabbits’ feet, Seven magic spells, Six painful punches, Five Unbezahlbars, Four poisonous mushrooms, Three mummified men, Two torched bodies, And a disemboweled college girl in red.

On the tenth day of Grimm, a Reinigen gave to me… Ten rats in a trance, Nine delicious pies, Eight rabbits’ feet, Seven magic spells, Six painful punches, Five Unbezahlbars, Four poisonous mushrooms, Three mummified men, Two torched bodies, And a disemboweled college girl in red.

On the eleventh day of Grimm, a Cracher-Mortel gave to me… Eleven savage zombies, Ten rats in a trance, Nine delicious pies, Eight rabbits’ feet, Seven magic spells, Six painful punches, Five Unbezahlbars, Four poisonous mushrooms, Three mummified men, Two torched bodies, And a disemboweled college girl in red.

On the twelfth day of Grimm, a Krampus gave to me… Twelve kids in baskets, Eleven savage zombies, Ten rats in a trance, Nine delicious pies, Eight rabbits’ feet, Seven magic spells, Six painful punches, Five Unbezahlbars, Four poisonous mushrooms, Three mummified men, Two torched bodies, And a disemboweled college girl in red.

What do you think? 