Bad Hair Day/Transcript

Opening Quote: ""Well, well," said he, as he stroked his hair down on his head. "Who would have thought it?"" –

Part 1, "A Sore Subject"
Scene: Monroe is trying to tune an instrument at the spice shop while Rosalee works around the shop.

Monroe: [He tries to tune the instrument, but it plays out of tune] All right, wait. Ah, it should be... [the instrument continues playing out of tune]

[Rosalee walks over and sticks a key into the instrument, which makes it play in tune] Monroe: Look at you!

[Bud comes into the shop] Monroe: [He chuckles] Who knew? That's impressive!

Rosalee: [To Bud] Hi. Can I help you? Bud: Yeah, yeah. Uh... [He clears his throat] Hi. Hi, you must be Rosalee? Rosalee: Yes. [She shakes Bud's hand] Bud: And you must be Monroe. [He shakes Monroe's hand] Monroe: And you are? Bud: [Chuckling] Ah! I'm sorry. Bud. Bud Wurstner. Nick, my buddy Nick, you know, the Grimm, said you might be able to help me out with a problem that I have. Not that I have... uh, it's a problem that my friend has. See, my friend is having some hair loss issues, and he asked me to help out. So, I asked Nick if he knew anyone I could talk to, and he recommended that I talk to you. So now I'm here, talking to you. Monroe: Why doesn't your, uh, "friend" just come in himself. Or, herself. [Looking at Rosalee] What? I'm sorry. You know what, you're right. It's none of my business. Bud: No, no, no. It's okay. It's just... it's sort of a sore subject, because of, well... [He woges] Monroe: Ah! Bud retracts] Rosalee: Is your friend experiencing hair loss all over? Bud: No, no, no. Just around the head. Strictly the head. Rosalee: I think I can put something together for you. Can I give it to you later today? Bud: Really? Rosalee: Mmm-hmm. Bud: That's great! That's great! Thank you! Thank you so much! [He laughs and leaves the shop] Monroe: Poor guy. I have never even heard of a bald Eisbiber. I mean, imagine the implications. [He sighs] Anyway, how can I help? [Rosalee sighs] Monroe: What? No? Come on! I can light the burner!